Stylistas Anonymous

for the fashion-addicted

Well, Poop. July 7, 2010

Filed under: terrible. — stylistanumberone @ 2:47 am

So… remember how I was moving on to bigger and better things at Blogger? Yeah… Looks like the grass really isn’t greener on the blahblahblahidon’treallycarehowtherestofthequotegoesblahblahblah.


You, there! I totally know you did.

Whatever. I hate you, too.

But. I am totally back. …At a different Blogger blog! Got you! I’m opening an Etsy shop (named Bunny Besos, for those interested), so I got a different blog. To match, you know. Creatively called Hey, It’s Bunny Besos!

And it only took me almost a full year. Oh, well.

Look forward to some posts soon, after I rediscover the Internet’s coolest online stores.

Now, stop missing me and head over to my new blog. Yay!

-stylistanumberone ;D


well. it’s time to wrap it up, dear readers! July 24, 2009

Filed under: terrible.,vacation time. — stylistanumberone @ 1:08 am

Well, after an extended absence, I have some bad news. I have a new place. At Blogger. It’s called, “I Love the Stars at Midnight.” …You know how it goes. Right?

Nevertheless, if you would like to mosey on over there, dear readers, I will be writing about more than shopping. (Crazy, right?!) The blog will include music, Etsy, clothes, my life, and books. Oh, and also THE FUNNY that so many of you have come to know and love here at Stylistas Anonymous. Yes. Like you, Mom.

I would love it if you transferred your readership to my new blog, but I won’t forget how much I loved this original blog…

For the last time…

-stylistanumberone ;D


locket and key double chain necklace. more keys?! July 8, 2009

Filed under: accessories. — stylistanumberone @ 6:10 am
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Well, to be exact, it is only one more key to add to the billion already present in that other key necklace, from Forever21. It’s quite charming (see what I did there?), nonetheless. Because of the vintage look of this necklace, I would probably pair it with something equally vintage, maybe like that half-sheer, ruffled shirt or a really frilly dress. The color white would look great against that brass, I think.

Locket and Key Double Chain Necklace

...why the double chain name, if there's only one?

Lulu*s is selling it for $16, here, and it only comes in this one color. But what a fabulous color it is! ¬†Doesn’t it remind you of a mini cymbal?

-stylistanumberone ;D


terrible tuesday. joie de vivre tunic dress. July 7, 2009

Filed under: clothes.,terrible. — stylistanumberone @ 6:41 am
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I… dislike this dress. I don’t particularly like the pattern or the colors, and I think that the contrasting fibers overwhelm the simple design.

joie de vivre tunic dress.

But if you like looking your grandma’s tea cozy, Cutiemus is selling this monstrosity here, for the bargain price (as far as handmade tea cozies go, at least) of $48. If you wear sizes medium or large, you should be in luck. Whether that luck is good or bad depends on your perception.

-stylistanumberone ;D


monday mania. ruffle eyelet hobo. July 6, 2009

Filed under: accessories. — stylistanumberone @ 6:52 am
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Back to blogging about silly things like shopping and stuff. Yay!

I’m not much one for purses, but I like this one quite a bit. Can’t say that I would use it regularly, but I do adore those ruffles…

ruffle eyelet hobo.

Charlotte Russe is selling it for $19.99 here. Those ruffles are calling you.

-stylistanumberone ;D


oh, no. another vacation?! July 2, 2009

Filed under: vacation time. — stylistanumberone @ 6:10 am

Seriously. Don’t hate me. Just be back here on Monday, okay? See you then, dear readers!

-stylistanumberone ;D


red patent mossimo vanda pump. red hot. July 1, 2009

Filed under: shoes. — stylistanumberone @ 6:21 am
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Happy July, everybody! To celebrate the month of American freedom and independence, here’s a lovely red shoe. Look at the heel! I don’t really like pointy-toed shoes all that much, but I love the heel height and the gorgeous candy apple color of this shoes. I would wear it with a little black dress (or maybe a blue one for a Fourth of July celebration?) to add a delicious pop of color.

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gorgeous and red.

Target is selling these babies here, for the clearance price of $20.98.  They also come in black. Sizes include 5.5 to 10 for the red and 5.5 t0 10 and 11 for the black. Spice things up this July.

-stylistanumberone ;D