“Why does she hate this dress so much?” is what you’re probably thinking. If you even care, that is… Well, let me tell you: I am a very poor college student. Thus, I do not have enough money for this lovely dress. Which is why I hate it. Ahem. Look at it, though:
Don’t you agree? I would put a skinny, black patent belt around it, and instead of these atrocious shoes on the model, I would wear some gladiator heels or something else ridiculously high. Also black patent, of course. And maybe a sun hat? A big, black floppy one? Can you see it? Plus, it has pockets, which I find both versatile and enticing. Reminds me of Chloe Dao, from Project Runway. Super exciting.
You can find it here at Shopbop.com for the magnificently low price of $230. See what I did there? I tried to make myself seem like I could buy it. But I can’t. Ever. Again, why I hate it. The sale price is definitely lower than the original price of $460, though, because half price is what I aim for. No need to thank me. It only comes in magenta and sizes 2, 4, and 8, but you will definitely love it. You better.