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for the fashion-addicted

terrible tuesday. suitcases large recycled overnight bag. June 30, 2009

Filed under: accessories.,terrible. — stylistanumberone @ 6:31 am
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Okay, I know that some of you will disagree with my choice today. It’s not quite as terrible as many other things out there, but I think it’s damn ugly. I find this bag garish and unnecessary.

Suitcases Large Recycled Overnight Bag

suitcases large recycled overnight bag.

But! On the plus side, this bag is made of recycled materials and is vegan friendly, which is just like Plasticland, really. Get it here, for $24.  If you want to waste your money.

-stylistanumberone ;D

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monday mania. satin button down top with sheer chest. June 29, 2009

Filed under: clothes. — stylistanumberone @ 6:52 am
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So… you guys missed me, right? Or just the clothes? I’ll just tell myself that ya’ll missed me. It’ll help my self esteem. Here’s a gorgeous shirt under $20 to console you dear readers about my extended absence (and don’t worry, the whole chest part isn’t really sheer. I know there were some scared readers out there.):

satin button down top with sheer chest.

Hot Couture sells it here, for $15, and this white comes in sizes small to large, while a pink only comes in large. Yes, the ruffles are back, as well.

-stylistanumberone ;D

 

damn. i’ll be back soon! June 26, 2009

Filed under: vacation time. — stylistanumberone @ 5:46 pm

So… I kind of took an unexpected vacation. I know. They always seem to happen to me, don’t they? But! I shall be back on Monday, no worries! So stay tuned, and go through the archives, okay?

-stylistanumberone ;D

 

belted patent pumps. pure summer. June 20, 2009

Filed under: shoes. — stylistanumberone @ 6:19 am
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Look at these. Don’t they make you think of summer? I quite like them.

summer time.

Charlotte Russe also has a summery white and a charcoal (grey) that would look good in the office. During the summer. Buy them here, for $22.99, and know that the white and yellow come in sizes 6 to 9 (with no half sizes). The charcoal comes in sizes 6 to 10 (also with no half sizes), and this is presumably because nobody really wants a grey shoe that reminds them of rainy clouds, during the summer. Go figure.

-stylistanumberone ;D

 

long heart charm necklace. understated but charming. June 19, 2009

Filed under: accessories. — stylistanumberone @ 6:45 am
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So… do you remember when I made some image changes so that I was able to provide you dear readers with Fashion Friday last week? Well, even though it was easier, it still wasn’t easy enough, so I’m back to just posting one piece on Fridays. Sorry! But let’s move on! Remember that key necklace I posted a whole month ago (wow…), this necklace is that one’s long-lost cousin. And if you put both of them together, you can say that you have the key to many hearts! Yes, I know. My jokes are lame. Did you happen to notice the one in the title? Get it–charming? God, I make myself sick. Back to the necklace. I would love to wear it with simple, flowy dress and some sandals. I think it has a sort of casual, not-trying-too-hard vibe to it.

long heart charm necklace.

long heart charm necklace.

Express is selling it for $26.50, here, and I think they’re having some sort of sale on jewelry… Maybe you should go check that out, too? Helpful suggestion.

-stylistanumberone ;D

 

thrifty thursday. un-girly accessories. June 18, 2009

I’m pretty sure that I made that word up, “un-girly.” Oh, well. That’s what this blog is all about: making up shit. It’s what I do. Actually, I have no idea what I’m typing right now, so I’m just going to stop. This week, I found five different accessories that girly-girls would probably not wear, but I like them anyway. In ascending order, here they are:

Coinbeast Coin Purse by Blue Q

coinbeast coin purse by blue q.

First up is this hilarious, quirky, adorable coin-eating monster coin purse. Sure, it’s not girly, but it’s completely unexpected, and you will get the craziest reactions from people, I think. Such as, “What the fuck is that?” and “You’re fucking weird, man…” Priceless. Except not really because it costs $6.50 (almost priceless) here, at Plasticland.

pinstripe fedora.

Papaya is selling this great fedora in a versatile grey, and you can buy it here, for their sale price of $7.99. How many girly chicks do you know who wear hats?! Yes, I just made a generalization, and yes, I’m being sarcastic in order to make up for the fact that I couldn’t think of anything witty to say about this piece. Thank you.

My Pet Octopus Ring

my pet octopus ring.

I think this ring is beyond cool, but octopi are definitely not know for being a girl’s best friend. At least, I don’t think they are… Regardless, if the thought of those little legs on your finger and this octopus adoringly looking up at you make you smile instead of shudder, pick on up here, at ModCloth, for $7.99. He (doesn’t it look like a he?) comes in antique gold (which looks like brass) and this silver, and ModCloth also sells a cuff and necklace.

gun grenade charm necklace

gun grenade charm necklace.

To me, guns are a bad-ass accessory, but I know that a lot of people don’t like them. But! A fake gun on a necklace will do nobody any harm. So get yours here, at Hot Topic, where they’re selling it for $12.

Wild Goose Pocket Watch Necklace in Brushed Brass

wild goose pocket watch necklace in brushed brass.

Finally, this necklace that may remind you of your grandpa. It looks pretty vintage and can probably be used in a girly outfit, but because it has a goose on it, I labeled as un-girly. Stereotypical, I know. Anyway, get this gorgeous thing here, at Lulu*s, for $19, where I just make it under the $20 mark. Yay!

-stylistanumberone ;D

 

spats style knee high boots. gangster. June 17, 2009

Filed under: shoes. — stylistanumberone @ 6:45 am
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I’ll probably be telling you to help out Vitamin Angels (look at the bottom of that sidebar to your right) for at least a week, so check out yesterday’s post for full details. Go!

So, Plasticland, where these delicious boots are from, claims that these are fashioned after the 1930’s gangster style. Huh. I never knew that gangsters wore heels and spats. This just puts my view of the old-time mob into a whole new perspective. But I digress. I love them. Truly. Sure I say that a lot on this blog, but my feelings are genuine. Too bad I love more items than I can afford. Curse you, money! Ahem. I’m not really sure what I would style with these boots, but it makes me want to wear an old Victorian dress and tiny top hat a la the movieDracula. The costumes in that movie were simply superb, even if the movie wasn’t. Good luck finding such an outfit.

White & Black Spats Style Knee High Boots

i see you're gangster. i'm pretty gangster myself.

At least you can buy these boots! Get them here, for $59. Sizes run small and are available in 6 through 9 (with no half sizes in between), but the good news is that they are vegan friendly, like all of the Plasticland shoes that I list. Yay for tree-huggers!

-stylistanumberone ;D